/ admitted indefinitely
// origin story
The patient was admitted at 03:14 AM on a tuesday, complaining of being too based to function. Initial scans revealed a bloodstream replaced entirely with green slime and a heartbeat synced to candle charts.
Standard antivirals were attempted. The patient consumed them. A second dose was attempted. The patient consumed the doctor.
He has been here for ∞ days and refuses to leave. He says the wifi is good. He says he is comfortable. He says unc never dies, unc adapts.
// procedure
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patient inhaled too many candles. began emitting green particulate.
39.4°c. hallucinations of green candles flying through the ceiling.
audible coughing detected across timezones. infection rate: viral.
x-ray reveals a bag where the lungs should be. unclear if benign.
patient sprinted down corridor 3 dragging IV drip. recovered.
unc never dies. unc adapts. the ward belongs to him now.
// observed symptoms
// patient intake